First off, Random.org has chosen a winner for the popcorn bucket, and that lucky winner is…Mara! Thanks everyone for playing, and keep an eye out for other awesome giveaways .
I realized it has been a really long time since I’ve done a Search Engine Roundup. For the uninitiated, WordPress allows me to see what search queries led to people coming here. This is where I highlight the interesting ones and make snarky comments about them.
And who doesn’t love a little snark?
Nobody, that’s who.
fantasmic annual passholder event
Lots of queries on this one–here ya go!
disneyland adventureland guatemalan weavers
I personally have never seen any Guatemalan weavers in Adventureland. Although really, how would you know? Like, wearing a “Proud to be a Guatemalan weaver” t-shirt? Regardless, I think Guatemalan woven stuff is awesome.
knott’s berry farm log ride sit down
Yes, sitting down is highly recommended.
names of all horses and ponies
All horses and ponies in the world? Because that list can get quite long.
disney pinocchio clown
Creepy as hell, man.
taking city mini to disney
Love it! LOVE! Especially with the child tray and parent console. LOVE.
disney’s best kept secrets
Walt’s not frozen. He’s actually just dead.
a person walking to restaurant
Any person? Any restaurant? Why?
ariel y eric shalala
Music play, do what the music say, you wanna kiss the girl.
69 cents for a banana
That’s what she said.
only place where you can drink alcohol in disneyland
indiana jones ride seatbelt
peter pan themed nursery
How adorable would that be?!?!
space mountain moving walkway
Sadly, it is no more.
city mini at disney world
Right stroller, wrong park
used frozen lemonade carts
Please don’t buy used frozen lemonade. That’s just messed up.
pinocchios daring jouney doesn’t make sense real boy
Absolutely true. Pinocchio does not become real boy. However, you’re so traumatized by Monstro the whale, and the abovementioned creepy clown, that you don’t really care that much.
Did you mean http://www.MapOfTomorrowland.com? Because this isn’t it.
find strollers like the ones at disney world
OMG, seriously??? Why would you want to???
Torture for two!
dans hooks and ladders ohio
bugaboo stollen disneyland
I TOLD YOU SO!!!
take refillable water bottle to disneyland?
Yes, totally. And you can get a cup of free ice water at any quick service window to fill it up.
bugaboos at disneyland
cat houses at disneyland
I have no idea
shelby blog disneyland
Hee! That’s me!
why did walt disney die
Because he smoked too much. He died of lung cancer.
how much ad7820
No clue, but if you find it, let me know.
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On a Disneyland blog? Remember–people actually clicked through these results to get here.
it’s all about the ears
Yes, it is, said Vincent Van Gogh
AM I TALKING TO MYSELF HERE? HELLO? ANYONE?
how to pronounce shoppe
through mouse the years
what do the knobs do on zurg blaster gun
Nothing. They’re decorative.
u no it
space mountain building in there
better to visit disneyland on saturday or sunday
Sunday, especially in the morning.
signs of jedi
When you begin to suspect that those WERE the droids you were looking for
blogspot 2012 “motion sickness” our-trip “barf-bag”
celebheights website can’t post
Yeah, I have that problem a lot.