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Search Engine Roundup–Yee Haw!

Oh yes, it’s that time again!

many years ago a young family

I’m dying to know what the rest of this sentence was.

middle eastern bazaar

Yeah, the one in Disneyland is probably not an accurate representation.

gif clown jack in the box

Run, Pinocchio! Run!

sister wives sightings

This show FASCINATES me. I can’t explain it.

disneyland frontierland flag not lit

It isn’t? It should be.

actual town of radiator springs

No such town–it was invented for the movie(s), but based on a number of similar towns off of Route 66.

charlie brown’s speedway knotts berry farm

Always a favorite!!

who worked at the main street magic shop

Magicians. Also Steve Martin.

aren’t i a winner! again скачать

No?

is the mad t party at california adventure open on weeknights?

For the summer season, yes. In the off-season I would anticipate only the weekend.

does disney own knotts berry farm

Unfortunately, no. The Knott family sold Knott’s Berry Farm in the 90s. Disney made an offer, but the family worried that it would lose it’s Knott’s charm, so they sold it to Cedar Fair. The ironic thing is that Cedar Fair changed it MUCH more than Disney would have, and not for the better. However, now it’s got a new chief and they’re cleaning things up. Camp Snoopy remains a favorite destination in this house.

shelby jones run disney

Not me. Hope you found her.

what was the year when a mouse and what did it say

I ask myself this question all the time.

best parent console for city mini

The cheap one made by Diono (formerly Sunshine Kids). It’s like 15 bucks and works fabulously, and doesn’t interfere with the fold.

what have i been doing in my year out

I don’t know, what HAVE you been doing in your year out?

2012 mouse year fortune

I forsee crowded parks and a profitable year for the Mouse.

what’s needed for a frozen lemonade stand

A stand and frozen lemonade?

lighting mcqueen lateral paint

Yeah, I don’t know what this means.

giraffe farm

Really?

do you rally steersteer jungle cruise boats

No, they’re on a track.

can you rent a double stroller a disneyland

No, only singles.

do you get to keep the lightsaber they give you a jedi training academy

No, but that would be cool.

disneyland churro

Yes!!!

Search Engine Roundup

First off, Random.org has chosen a winner for the popcorn bucket, and that lucky winner is…Mara! Thanks everyone for playing, and keep an eye out for other awesome giveaways :) .

I realized it has been a really long time since I’ve done a Search Engine Roundup. For the uninitiated, WordPress allows me to see what search queries led to people coming here. This is where I highlight the interesting ones and make snarky comments about them.

And who doesn’t love a little snark?

Nobody, that’s who.

fantasmic annual passholder event

Lots of queries on this one–here ya go!

disneyland adventureland guatemalan weavers

I personally have never seen any Guatemalan weavers in Adventureland. Although really, how would you know? Like, wearing a “Proud to be a Guatemalan weaver” t-shirt? Regardless, I think Guatemalan woven stuff is awesome.

knott’s berry farm log ride sit down

Yes, sitting down is highly recommended.

ladybird car

?????

names of all horses and ponies

All horses and ponies in the world? Because that list can get quite long.

disney pinocchio clown

Creepy as hell, man.

taking city mini to disney

Love it! LOVE! Especially with the child tray and parent console. LOVE.

disney’s best kept secrets

Walt’s not frozen. He’s actually just dead.

 a person walking to restaurant

Any person? Any restaurant? Why?

ariel y eric shalala

Music play, do what the music say, you wanna kiss the girl.

69 cents for a banana

That’s what she said.

(sorry, sorry)

only place where you can drink alcohol in disneyland

Club 33

indiana jones ride seatbelt

Wear one.

peter pan themed nursery

How adorable would that be?!?!

space mountain moving walkway

Sadly, it is no more.

city mini at disney world

Right stroller, wrong park

used frozen lemonade carts

Please don’t buy used frozen lemonade. That’s just messed up.

pinocchios daring jouney doesn’t make sense real boy

Absolutely true. Pinocchio does not become  real boy. However, you’re so traumatized by Monstro the whale, and the abovementioned creepy clown, that you don’t really care that much.

http://www.map of tomorrowland

Did you mean http://www.MapOfTomorrowland.com? Because this isn’t it.

find strollers like the ones at disney world

OMG, seriously??? Why would you want to???

Torture for two!

dans hooks and ladders ohio

Not Ohio.

bugaboo stollen disneyland

I TOLD YOU SO!!!

take refillable water bottle to disneyland?

Yes, totally. And you can get a cup of free ice water at any quick service window to fill it up.

bugaboos at disneyland

See above.

cat houses at disneyland

I have no idea

shelby blog disneyland

Hee! That’s me!

why did walt disney die

Because he smoked too much. He died of lung cancer.

how much ad7820

No clue, but if you find it, let me know.

mj ronald reagan

On a Disneyland blog? Remember–people actually clicked through these results to get here.

it’s all about the ears

Yes, it is, said Vincent Van Gogh

bugaboo disneyland

AM I TALKING TO MYSELF HERE? HELLO? ANYONE?

how to pronounce shoppe

Shop-puh-puh-puh-puh

through mouse the years

Okaaaaaaayyyyyy

what do the knobs do on zurg blaster gun

Nothing. They’re decorative.

diznay

u no it

space mountain building in there

In where?

better to visit disneyland on saturday or sunday

Sunday, especially in the morning.

signs of jedi

When you begin to suspect that those WERE the droids you were looking for

blogspot 2012 “motion sickness” our-trip “barf-bag”

Okay, really?

celebheights website can’t post

Yeah, I have that problem a lot.

 

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