Monthly Archives: April 2012

Haunted Mansion Secrets

When I decided to go on the Haunted Mansion, I ran into one big problem–a short line.

Yeah, the short line was a problem.

Why?

Because a huge part of the queue was blocked off, and that’s totally worth taking pictures of.

The line is too short!!

So I’m going to cover a little secret spot.

There’s the horseless hearse

Reservations accepted! Apply at Ghost Relations.

 

Drawn by the horseless horse:

There's something about this that's exceedingly creepy

 

And then if you face the house, over on the right is a pet cemetery.

Yep, the animals have their own little spot of New Orleans Square right here!

You can’t see it–you have to ask–but then you’ll go down alongside of the house.

Is there really something back here?

 

And voila! It’s right up against Splash Mountain.

Just a few pets, not a lot.

 

This is Big Jake:

The basket is so festive, it's like I want to put a Santa hat on him or something

 

And our dear friend Stripey the skunk:

"You may be departed but your presence will always linger on"

 

The Haunted Mansion is all about the puns.

And there’s a toad and Miss Kitty, who died from a tragic snake bite.

Ribbit--meow!

 

This is a fun little extra, worth seeing at least once. It’s cute, and you can really impress your friends with your vast Disneyland knowledge when you show them that you know it’s there.

 

 

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

Hold on to your hats and glasses, ’cause this here’s the wildest ride in the wilderness!

Yee haw!

I got over to Disneyland sans child which meant that I could finally go on Big Thunder! Big Thunder Mountain Railroad is one of  the four Mountains of Disneyland. It’s Frontierland’s main attraction.

As far as roller coasters go, Big Thunder is a fairly mild one. Little kids tend to LOVE it. It’s like the first Big Kid coaster after they graduate from Gadget’s Go Coaster back in Toontown.

Big Thunder has both a standby and a Fast Pass line

 

I love the Big Thunder queue because it’s so tucked away. First you head down a partially-shaded walkway

It was not crowded

 

From there you can see the back of the loading station

which looks smaller than it is

 

When you come around the bend, you’re in Big Thunderland. That’s not an official name–I just made it up. Basically you’re surrounded by the Big Thunder story and can’t see or hear anything else in the park. Nice!

It's a working mine shaft! And by working mine I mean this large wooden thing that isn't actually a working mine shaft!

 

The coaster itself wraps back around the line, so you actually walk underneath it.

I told you it wasn't crowded

 

Big Thunderland has got it all, including all of the tools you’ll need on your mountain adventure.

Barrels, lanterns, panning-for-gold pans (or maybe you're just supposed to eat off of them)

 

There’s a little town too

"Panhandle Hotel" Ha!

 

I love the little buildings.

There’s also a water fountain.

I always stop and get a drink here.

 

I love the in-queue water fountains. I always take a drink even when I’m not thirsty. No, I can’t explain that.

You also get a great view of the train as it runs across various bits of its track. Here is where it goes by a partially excavated dinosaur. Can you believe there’s a dinosaur skeleton right there in Disneyland? What are the odds???

I’m actually extremely impressed with my photography skills here:

It's like a postcard!

 

Go up some stairs and you reach the loading station. They were only loading from one side, so I took a picture of the other.

I love that the rails are all metal pipes and joints

 

When it’s time to board your train, the seats are a bench with a bar. I have to say, this is my one beef with Big Thunder, because if you’re a small person and you’re sitting next to a big person, the bar only goes down to the biggest lap and then you get slammed around. For years I didn’t like this ride for precisely that reason.

And then I gained a bunch of weight and…

Just get in already

 

You head directly into the heart of the mountain

This is where you hold on to your hats-n-glasses

 

The mountain is dark, but soon you see some colorful ponds and stalagmites

Not postcard-quality

 

After you click-click-click your way up the hill, your ride begins!

I actually took this picture while we were moving!

 

You race along the mountain, up and over hills and valleys, into mine shafts and out again. And then there’s the big hill.

Doesn't this look ominous?

 

And at the top, you will find the goat eating dynamite.

Be careful, goat!

 

And this, my friends, is where you can do the “Goat Trick.” What is the Goat Trick? Excellent question! The Goat Trick is a way to trick your inner ear into interpreting the g-forces of the next turn a different way. How do you do the Goat Trick? Easy! When you see the goat, simply follow him with your head never taking your eyes off of him the whole way around. The mechanics of the ride  provide a lateral g-force, but your inner ear interprets something else that I’ve heard described across the internet as a “vortex” or “like being flushed down a toilet bowl.” And really, who DOESN’T want to be flushed down a toilet bowl! Apparently sitting at or near the end of the train increases this effect.

I have never done the Goat Trick. I have a sensitive stomach and this sounds like asking for trouble to me, but I WILL try it one day–I promise :). However, YOU are more than welcome to try it. Ask to sit in the back and see how it goes. Report back to me when you’re done!!

Beyond the Goat Trick, I tried taking a couple more pictures, but moving rides are always difficult so I ended up with a few like this:

Oops

 

Just sit back and enjoy the fun!

Once you round the final bend you do some dinosaur excavatin’ of your own before rolling into town

This is my favorite part of the ride

 

And the ride comes to a close. There’s so much more to see on Big Thunder than I photographed here. I particularly love the skunks as well, and there’s tons of details everywhere. If you don’t like roller coasters, don’t be intimidated. Big Thunder isn’t scary–it’s all about the view!

Misc. California Adventure Pics

There’s always so many miscellaneous pictures that hang around while I photograph the park. Lot of exciting stuff this summer!

And the walls came a'tumblin' down

This summer is going to be an amazing one for the Disneyland Resort. Cars Land opens, which will be incredible. I can’t wait to report on that for you! Also opening is Buena Vista Street at the entrance to California Adventure, similar to Main Street except themed to represent what Los Angeles looked like in the 20s when Walt arrived with a suitcase and a dream. I’m particularly looking forward to a street show similar to “Newsies” on Broadway.

Exciting times, my friends. Exciting times.

And you know what’s great about construction at CA Adventure?

Secret exits!

Lights! Shiny!

You currently exit out into Downtown Disney instead of the Esplanade, which is super-convenient if you’re going home, but not really so much if you want to go back to Disneyland. Still…

No, I'll be seeing YOU!

Doing some pick-up back in the Animation building, the rotunda has these amazing giant screens which cycle through various movies.

Like Up!

For realz people, I LOVE Up! It’s a great movie, but the dogs are worth the price of admission (well, rental) alone. Dug pretty much speaks for all dogs. If you’ve ever wondered what’s going on in your dog’s head, definitely watch– SQUIRREL!!!!!

Casey Jr. comin' round the track, comin' round the track, Casey Jr.'s back

Dumbo! Casey Jr. holds a special place in our hearts, not only because he’s a train and all trains hold special places in our hearts (except Thomas for me, I can’t stand him), but because Casey Jr. was the first ride Theo ever rode at Disneyland.

It's like Thomas except significantly more awesome

I can’t remember exactly why we chose Casey Jr. I think it had to do with it being a train and easy to sit in or something, and we forgot that there’s a part of it that actually goes kind of fast. But anyway, there ya go.

Oh, also? How adorable is this???

My favorite Disney animated movie of all time is The Lion King.

This is not, however, the cheeriest part of the movie

I can’t say exactly why it’s my favorite. I mean, it’s a great movie all by itself, but I think that’s also coupled with the fact that the year it came out was one of the best summers of my entire life, and I have so many good memories wrapped up in this movie.

Also, it’s just an awesome movie.

And Theo wasn’t at all afraid of the whole Scar scenes like the above. So maybe it’s time to show it to him? He enjoyed both Beauty and the Beast and The Little Mermaid.

But then again, he found Ratatouille to be EXTREMELY upsetting. Go figure.

You've got a friend in me

Another thing I love is the concept art that shows up on various screens. I’ll admit it–I’m a sucker for concept art. I find it endlessly fascinating, how ideas get transferred from sketches to the big screen.

Plus Toy Story is awesome. Theo has watched Toy Story 1 and 2 and loved both (he calls them “Woody Buzz”) but we’re holding off on #3 due to the fire scene. Because this is the kid who’s afraid of Pixar-animated rats.

Anyway, Theo found the entire rotunda to be extremely fascinating.

Whoa!

It even kept him occupied for a full 2 minutes, and THAT is an accomplishment.

ElecTRONica

Well I gotta cover ElecTRONica soon, since it will be going away. Its replacement is the Mad T Party which quite frankly looks super-awesome. The Mad T Party opens on June 15th, which will pretty much be the most awesome day in history.

ElecTRONica is a nighttime dance party themed on the movie Tron.

 

Here's a picture from the side

 

It’s in the Hollywood backstage area.

Now I should probably say that I didn’t see the movie TRON: Legacy, which was the second Tron movie. This is what happens when you have a little kid.

However, I loved the original Tron. I mean, I think I only saw it once in the theater, but I remember it being amazingly awesome, and I’m kind of afraid to see it again, lest it be not as amazingly awesome as I remember.

 

Right outside of Off the Page was this cool disc throwing competition. I wanted to play, but they didn't pick me, sadly.

 

Tron also features into a singular experience I had at Disneyland–the only time I have ever been evacuated from a ride. It was back *mumble* years ago on the Peoplemover. Back then, the Peoplemover went through a tunnel that was the “World of Tron.” It had this super-speed film of the light racers zooming back and forth. The nature of the film was to give the illusion that you yourself were going extremely fast and making these turns and cutting people off and whatever. It was disorienting, but over pretty quickly.

Unless you got stuck there.

Which I did.

We were there, in the tunnel, movie racing around us, for a LONG time. At first it was like “wow, this is cool!” and then it was “Hmm, I’m feeling a bit motion sick” and then it was “please make it stop.” Looking around, all of us basically had our heads in our laps trying to block out the view. Finally it shut off and a cast member appeared to walk us out. It is a true testament to Disney that in all the times I’ve been there, that’s the only time I’ve ever needed to evacuate.

Anyway, ElecTRONica is a dance party. First there’s Laser Guy.

Over here on the stage

 

It probably doesn’t look very impressive but I can assure you, it’s impressive in person. There’s that beam of light and he moves it around and bends it and stuff. Very cool.

Much of the area is open for dancing, with round platforms and cast members in costume to make sure that nothing gets too out of hand.

He looked pretty hard-core

 

It was a weeknight, so it wasn’t in the least bit crowded. That helped. There are lots of projections everywhere.

City of the future!

 

And also a bar for refreshments

Are there churros? I don't know. It was closed.

 

Also incidentally, in the best commercial Disney ever made, where Darth Vader finds Star Tours closed and spends the day riding the attractions, ElecTRONica is the only non-Disneyland Park clip. Heh.

There’s Flynn’s, which is an old school arcade.

Boy this takes me back

 

When I was younger, Santa used to fill my stocking with quarters so my brother and I could go to the arcade. Those were the days.

Oh yeah!

 

ElecTRONica is very cool. I am also looking forward to the Mad T Party, which I suspect will be cool too. Because what isn’t at Disneyland?