So once you’re done being either inspired or creeped out by Mr. Lincoln, you go through a couple of rooms I like to call the aftershow. Artwork adorns the walls with plaques reading “Spirit of [admirable quality]”
Henry Ford and some other guys
The most odd and definitely egregious was the “Spirit of Celebration”
Yes Ladies and Gentlemice, that’s Elvis, Michael Jackson, and Hanna Montana. I mean I know Hannah Montana is a very popular and successful Disney product, but SERIOUSLY??? You can’t think of some other musician or musical group to celebrate? Like The Beatles? Or something?
Their candidate selection was clearly a little baffling.
Spirit of Achievement: Einstein, Bill Gates, Barack Obama, and Sonya Sotomayor.
Over in the Spirit of Giving side I realized I took a picture of the wrong thing. Here’s what I took a picture of:
But in that picture on the upper right, it’s a school in Africa and Oprah Winfrey is there. Now I know that Oprah gives to a lot of charities, but whenever I think about Oprah giving something away, I just think “EVERYBODY GETS A CAR! EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!!!!”
Nobody got a car here.
Over in the Spirit of Perseverance, you have Jackie Robinson, Michelle Kwan, and Bruce Lee
All three are people of color, but only one is actually IN color
And I was very happy to see Michelle Kwan in there because honestly, I think she was robbed of the Olympic gold metal in 1998. Totally robbed.
Over on the Spirit of Tolerance side,
Martin Luther King, Jr. and Helen Keller
And not that Helen Keller was intolerant or something, but I think I might have put her over in the Spirit of Perseverance or the Spirit of Inspiration section.
Or the Spirit of Celebration. To replace Hannah Montana.
Speaking of the Spirit of Inspiration, there’s Rosa Parks, Amelia Earhart, and some guy on top of a mountain.
Rosa, Amelia, and ???
I’m sure someone out there knows who that guy is, but I honestly can’t remember. Guess I didn’t find him very inspiring.
On the Spirit of Something I Didn’t Write Down wall, you have two true geniuses, Jim Henson and Mary Blair.
And of course, the man and the mouse behind it all
Spirit of Awesome