Bengal Barbecue

I don’t eat at Disneyland all that often, but one place I love is the Bengal Barbecue in Adventureland. Back when I was younger I used to go to  the Renaissance Fair and one of the food boths was called “Steak on a Stake.” That is, a piece of beef on a stick. I loved it not only because it tasted good, but because it had such an awesome name. Maybe Ren Faires do still sell Steak on a Stake. I dunno. Anyway, Disneyland has their own version of steak on a stake and you will find it at the Bengal Barbecue.

I love foods that come on a stick. Corndogs, ice cream bars, s’mores, etc. But it’s weird because I don’t like the stick itself. I mean, the feel of wood against my tongue is really unpleasant. It is not unpleasant to Digory the beagle, however. He once grabbed a corndog off of a plate and ate the entire thing including the stick. The vet said not to worry about it. He said the same thing after Digory ate 6 cupcakes including the paper wrappers. Some of us had to do without on Theo’s birthday because of that.

But anyway, over in Adventureland you’ll find the Bengal Barbecue.

RAWR!!

It’s in a roundish hut wearing a cute little pointed hat.

You’ll find the Bengal Barbecue across from the Jungle Cruise, but it’s also in what has to be the biggest traffic jam of the park. The path that leads from the Tiki Room to Pirates of the Caribbean is really narrow and always crowded. Every once in a while you will see a cast member trying to convince people to walk to the right of whichever direction you’re going, but often it’s a free-for-all. And lots of people take the opportunity in the most crowded walkway of the park to check their maps or call Aunt Tilly on their cellphone and stop in the middle to have a conversation. I hate that.

The Bengal Barbecue often has a big line.

Lots of people

Or not.

Few people

You’ll want to try to catch it when there’s no line. I mean, you’ll want to try to catch ANYTHING at Disneyland when there’s  no line, but the Bengal Barbecue does tend to take a really long time to get through. Behind the counter in the middle is a big fire cooktop thingie. Your Bengal choices are beef, chicken, and some vegetable thing. Both the beef and the chicken take a while to cook, so if the guy in front of you just ordered for the entire high school marching band, you can expect to stand there for a while.

I really like the steak on a stake.

Yum

My only beef (ha ha, get it? I’m so funny) with the Bengal Barbecue, aside from the sometimes long wait, is that you really don’t get very much for your money. The steak on a stake picture above is exactly one order of the beef. I can’t remember how much it costs off the top of my head, but it is, in my opinion, pretty pricey for what you get.

Unlike the corndog cart at the end of Main Street, which gives you the most food bang for your buck in Disneyland.

Tomorrow is my Star Tours preview day. Don’t move from this spot!

20th Century Music Company

Let’s get a little music going, shall we? *tap tap tap*

The 20th Century Music Company is one of the charming shops along Main Street.

The peaked roof kind of makes it look like it's squeezed in there

You might be asking, “Why did Shelby take a picture of half of a cigar store Indian?” and that is indeed a good question.

A better question, though, would be “Why is there a cigar store Indian in front of the music shop?”

And if you know your former Disneyland, the best question would be,  “Didn’t there used to be a tobacco store on Main Street?”

Yep, mouse fans, Disneyland replaced their original Tobacco Shop with the 20th Century Music Company. Which explains the cigar store Indian. Interesting, no? The 20th Century Music Shop arrived just in time for the 21st century–it opened in 1999.

Although what actually fascinates me the most is the fact that up until 1999, you could buy cigarettes at Disneyland.

The 20th Century Music Company has a very charming sign above the door.

It's a little Victrola. I think.

This sign is a big improvement over the Tobacco store sign.

Like many Main Street stores, the Music Company is adjacent to a false store front, which also claims to be part of the music store.

Given its opening in 1999, the "new music for a new century" works on both the level of the fact that Main Street is supposed to be in the 1800's and that this store indeed was new music for a new century on the latter end

Geez, that was a long caption.

Anyway, I’m going to ask this question seriously in the hope that someone has an answer. So Main Street, U.S.A. is supposed to be just like a main street of a town in the 19th century, right? With lots of little store fronts? Well, the 20th Century Music Company store building almost looks like a church with its peaked roof, and the one next to it is a completely different architectural design. So back in the 19th century, would there really have been such a thing as a single store with two completely different fronts? I mean, I think in reality they might have tried to do one store per building design and maybe Walt just crammed them in there because they’re miniature and cute and back in 1955 nobody was blogging and asking these kinds of questions, but I really would like to know.

Back to the store.

The false front side actually has some cool details.

Very neat door painting

I think this was supposed to be like a couple of brothers who repaired musical instruments or tuned pianos or something–I can’t read it now and I took the picture a while ago.

Also, don’t forget to look up!

More friends of Walt, or maybe employees, I dunno

Back at Disneyland’s 50th anniversary, the music store sold a compilation of different music from the park–parade songs, attraction songs, etc.–on a set that was like 56 CDs big. So when I walked into the music store for the first time since we purchased said compilation in 2005, I expected to find lots of nice music.

Here is the first thing you see walking into the door.

It's music! And by music, I mean cell phone cases!

Humph.

In fact, there is rather depressingly little music to be found in the music store. They do have one revolving stand of Disney sheet music, in case you want to reenact Disney Broadway shows in your living room.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my production of Tarzan Lion King Mary Poppins! Prepare for a delightful evening of old favorites and---wait, they made a musical out of Tarzan? Seriously?

The sum total of your pre-recorded music options is this wall.

Because nothing says "Disneyland" like Hannah Frickin' Montana

Looking up also applies to inside the stores.

Extras, in case the marching band loses theirs

Yes, that is a learn to draw Pixar characters book in the lower right-hand corner. The music store is the very first place I’d look for an item like that.

However, the music store does redeem itself with a genuine antique.

Gen-you-wine antique!

You can’t actually play said music box, or you couldn’t when I was visiting there, but it’s still extremely cool.

New music for a new century!

And incidentally, I’m not going to run a contest on it, but there is one other cigar store Indian in the park. Anyone know where it is? Hint: I already blogged about it :).

I’m A Winner Again! And So Are You!

Good news, everyone! So I won the sweepstakes to preview Star Tours on Friday, except unfortunately I’m having surgery on Thursday which makes Friday a no-go for me. HOWEVER, I also entered the contest for Annual Passholders previews, and I won one of those! So I will be riding Star Tours on Wednesday the 25th from 9-1 or thereabouts. Hooray!

I also selected a winner for our Wishing Well contest, and I’d keep you in suspense but I’m just gonna tell you right now that the winner got an email from me, so if you didn’t get an email it wasn’t you.

Rather than the boring old random.org approach, I went with the classic toddler selection approach. There weren’t a lot of entries so I just took a piece of scrap paper and cut it up into rectangular-ish pieces.

This piece of paper was page 5 from Chapter 3 of my novel in progress

I then wrote everyone’s names on a slip. A few notable exceptions–Carol guessed correctly but indicated that she didn’t need the ears, however on the last contest she said she would donate them to Audrey (Kristin’s daughter, whom Carol doesn’t know but she’s nice like that) so I entered her on behalf of Audrey. Also, Nancy did not guess correctly, but I appreciate the comment love anyway, so she went in too :). And Melinda (Bowmans in Bavaria) did not guess the answer but did give some fascinating information about Erika Fuchs, the translator who named Onkel Dagobert Duck, so I threw her in there as well.

After all the railing against pink I just did, I used a pink pen. Oh, the irony!

I placed the papers into a toy bucket and gave them to Theo to choose one. Theo is fighting an ear infection, so he was completely stoned out on the couch, which is VERY different from his usual affect so you know he’s sick. His primary concern was the fact that I was blocking the tv.

Get out of the way, Mom!

He’s wearing his Mouse-in-Law shirt, by the way.

Anyway, after a long lecture on the importance of this job and how he held the fate of the world in his lap, I finally got him to pick a piece of paper.

But I'm not really happy about it, and you're still kind of blocking the tv

I should mention that he is channeling his inner Donald Duck by going pantsless. But he was sick and I wasn’t going to wrestle him into a pair of pants just so I could put a picture up on the internet. Where’s the fun in that, when it comes to be Prom time?

I shall look at the paper I selected

And the winner is…

Congratulations!

Congrats Kaylyn. Check your email!

And also, the official MYWTM Jedi Training Academy date has been set–Tuesday, June 7th at the 11:30 show (ideally meet around 10:30 and get set up). If any future Jedi are free that day and would like to join us, let me know!

Minnie’s House

Thanks to everyone who participated in the wishing well contest! Last time I used random.org to select my winner but then my friends said they liked my original method better, which was putting everyone’s name on a piece of paper, folding them up, and having Theo draw one out of a hat. It’s not as scientifically fair as random.org, but it does make for a cuter picture, so you will have to wait on the winner until my name-drawer wakes up from his nap.

Also, thanks for hanging in there with MWTM last week–big assignment due for school and the Vegas trip and all, but I’ll be able to devote more time in the coming weeks.

As you may recall from my post about Mickey’s House, Toontown is a little area in the back of the park that houses, among other things, the classic Mickey and Friends characters and the lamest ride in the whole park (Car Toon Spin). Mickey’s House is quite large and culminates in a meet and greet with Mickey. Minnie’s house, on the other hand, is smaller and there’s no meet and greet.

The first thing you see at Minnie’s House, aside from Minnie’s House itself, is the rather terrifying mailbox.

In case there's any confusion about who lives here, Minnie's mailbox clearly identifies the resident

And here’s the house itself. It’s very…pink.

and purple

Have you noticed that pink is not my thing?

Anyway, like Mickey’s place, Minnie’s House has a lot of things to sit on.

Minnie's interior decorater joins Mickey's interior decorater in the Chair Upholstery Hall of Shame

Minnie is very, very, very into hearts.

Cousin Addison checks out the heart vanity mirror

Minnie also has some sort of…I actually don’t even know what this thing is. It’s got, like, buttons and stuff, or something. Theo was equally confused.

It's got, like, buttons or something?

Minnie is also very, very, very into the domestic arts, particularly kitchen-related domestic arts. She’s got a plate of cookies for you, with a weird holographic set of chocolate chip cookies, which you can see at certain angles.

I'd like some real cookies, please

Minnie also has a dishwasher and if you push a button somewhere, the light comes on and water swirls all around and stuff. For some reason, this is like visual crack to small kids and they all sit there glued to it until their parents drag them away.

Duuuuuude, whhooooaaaaaaa

Minnie didn’t just stop with the cookies she was baking. Oh, no. She has a cake too. The cake is in the oven, and when you push a button on the oven, it lights up and the cake slowly inflates, like it’s supposed to be rising and all or something? But then it deflates when its little cycle is over, like a bad souffle.  I think it’s supposed to represent a cake rising and becoming a fully-frosted cake inside the oven but really it makes it look like cake is some sort of weird balloon you really wouldn’t want to eat.

A fully-frosted cake with candles inside the over. Minnie has got some mad baking skillz, I tell you.

Minnie’s house also has lots of things to pull and push and play with. In her kitchen, she’s got a refrigerator that opens, and then small children like to climb inside. No, not my small child. He was still mesmerized by the dishwasher.

It's time to defrost the freezer, Minnie. You'd think Disneyland could have sprung for a frost-free one.

And of course, outside, there’s the now-famous wishing well, where Minnie talks to you like she’s inside there or something.

Lassie, get help! Minnie's in the well!

Minnie’s House was cute, but was much more crowded than Mickey’s House and seriously, Minnie drowning in a well is not quite the climatic ending that Mickey’s Movie Barn was. All in all I found it a bit disappointing, though my pink and purple heart quota was more than met for the day.